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no more [May. 9th, 2004|12:58 pm]
this is boring me. i dont like it. the jokes over. sorry.
peace out y'all.
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glass [May. 2nd, 2004|02:17 am]
i walked into a pane of glass today. i bruised my nose and fucked up my knee. i really am the clumsiest person on earth.
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eat shit [Apr. 28th, 2004|08:44 pm]
and like it.
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i know what i want and i want it now. [Apr. 28th, 2004|12:07 am]
i want to have sex with a porn star.
reaaaaaaaaal bad.
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you are an asshole [Apr. 26th, 2004|07:16 pm]
learn how to drive, you piece of shit.
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royal farms [Apr. 25th, 2004|07:03 pm]
"sorry, we out of plain bagels. all we got is raisin."

"oh, ok. thanks"
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rekkids [Apr. 25th, 2004|05:23 pm]
lots of em.
i have.
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wankin' it. [Apr. 25th, 2004|12:51 pm]
today is the day for some serious masturbation.
maybe 6 timez, maybe 6 timez or maybe 6 TIMEZZZZZZZZZZZz.


hail satan.
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poop [Apr. 22nd, 2004|06:04 pm]
i almost pooped in my pants last night.
very unpleasant.
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hi! this is my first entry [Apr. 21st, 2004|11:30 pm]
OMG! Today was so long. I didn't get much sleep last night, but hey, that's cool. I didn't have to work until 4p.m.! LOLZ!! Anyway, i went to the record store, my FAVORITE PLACE EVARRRRRR and bought some killer tunes. I got the new Incubus Cd. It's BRUTAL. I can't believe how raw they are. Then, i went to work. Working at Wal-Mart is kinda tought, but hey, it pays the bills. THEN, i came home and talked to my girlfriend for like, 4 hours. It was insane. We had some SUPERB phone sex. I jizzed like 2 loads. It was hot. She lives in Salt Lake City and well, a guy gets lonely;) I can wait to see her so I can fuck her. I don't really like her but the sex is AMAZING. LOL!!! ok, well I should go to bed. I'm pretty beat and all. Anyway.....I'll be back soon. Byeeeeeeeeee<3<3<3





























































































































































































































SIKE! BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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